“哎哟！”老王猛地一激灵，感觉腰间一紧，然后耳边传来几个细若蚊蚋的声音，“爸，你醒啦？快摸摸我们，够不够暖和？”

老王：“……”

他僵硬地转过头，借着远处窗户透进来的光，勉强看清了腰下一堆粉团子。嗯，五个。不，六个……不对，好像更多。他低头一摸，软乎乎、水汪汪的，确实是个小脚丫。再往上摸，小胳膊，小肚子……

“我靠！”老王心里掀起了惊涛骇浪，这什么情况？他堂堂五千年老妖，穿成个奶爸了？还一穿就穿成多子女家庭？刚才感觉像是被压着，现在摸这触感……难道是发现新御兽法术了？不对啊，这感觉，怎么像是在给一群小奶娃换尿布？

“爸，你干嘛呢？快给我们擦擦！”一个清脆的女声响起。

老王循声望去，只见旁边床上传来两双亮晶晶的大眼睛，正是他“老婆”。):\“

说时迟那时快，老王一个激灵，差点把怀里的小家伙摔地上。他赶紧抱紧，小心翼翼地用袖子（虽然是仙女袖，但他怕脏）擦了擦。

“擦你个头啊！”老王心里骂了一句，但却不敢在宝贝面前表现出来，“你们怎么醒了？我不是说了再睡会儿吗？”

“因为饿……” Accounts after accounts of orphans crying outside raincoat , Lao Wang wiped the other side of the baby's face, his heart was softened again, only to sigh: "This is not the time to show off, it is important to feed the kid." He took out a water bag from his waist, which he had prepared for the child. After the formula was ready, he poured it into the bottle and handed it to his wife to feed the child. After feeding the child, he looked at the children who were waiting for food with anticipation, and said: "Go and feed the children, and I will prepare the next meal."