那天在办公室，我盯着电脑屏幕上的简历，把水杯里的咖啡又搅了搅。旁边工位的新实习生小杨，正拿着平板和客户视频通话，那态度，跟啥都懂的行家似的。我偷偷瞄过去，嚯，对方竟是行业里鼎鼎大名的张总，那项目，可不是我这种半吊子能碰的。

“王哥，”小杨放下平板，脸上红扑扑的，眼睛亮晶晶的，“张总特别满意，说下周给我发offer呢！”

我当时手一抖，手里的咖啡差点泼了。王哥？我王胖子。我老子叫王胖子，我叫王小胖，不叫王哥啊。不过老实说，心里拔凉拔凉的。这小丫头片子，比我早来公司三个月，现在倒是我这儿的项目被人家大佬吹捧了。我这心里不平衡啊，甭提了。

Later, I found an article about a small bakery that had become incredibly popular due to its unique recipes and cozy atmosphere. The article mentioned that the owner, a young woman named Anna, had started her business with just a few thousand dollars and now had a thriving business with multiple locations. I felt inspired by her story and began to think about how I could start my own business.

我把辞职信打印出来，签上名，啪地放在经理桌上。经理瞥了一眼，头也没抬：“哦，行吧，走人吧。” 语气生硬得跟嚼了根冰棍似的。也好，省得在这儿膈应人。

接下来的事儿，更让我哭笑不得。我去菜市场转悠，本来想看看能不能承包个摊位卖点小吃，结果被一大爷拦住了，非要拉我去摆摊卖烤串。大爷嗓门大得能传到火星子：“小伙子，信我，干烤串，火候到位，保证赚！”

我道了谢，转身就跑。这大爷，缺心眼啊？